Too all the 1-3 children 4 children and more good luck!!!
PREGNANCY
1st baby: You start wearing maternity clothes as soon as you have a positive pregnancy test.
2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as you can squeeze into them.
3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes.
PREPARING FOR THE BIRTH
1st baby: You practice your breathing exercises religiously.
2nd baby: You don’t bother, because you learned the hard way that the breathing exercises don’t help.
3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your eighth month.
BABY’S WARDROBE
1st baby: You pre-wash all the baby clothes, color-coordinate them, and fold and store them neatly.
2nd baby: You check to make sure that the clothes are clean and throw out only the ones with the worst stains.
3rd baby: A few boxes of disposable diapers and a small stack of hand-me-down t-shirts will do the trick.
AT HOME
1st baby: You spend a good bit of…
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thoughts on the future
1st child: a graduate of mit or cambridge. a winner of the noble prize and pulitzer.
2nd child: a graduate of the local college. just don’t come back to live with mom.
3rd child: just don’t be a high school drop out. try to not live the night in the slammer.
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Yeah I’m not bailing my kid out he can sit there a few nights lol
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lol
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Ha, that’s pretty funny. I’m on my first baby so I don’t know the comparison yet but I’ll admit I’m a little more laid back so I’m wondering by baby three what I’ll do! An Antartica paddling adventure in week three instead of warm weather only vacations perhaps?
I DID organize all the clothes and wash them first and have them ready to go in boxes for when she grows out of the next set 😀
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From Antartica? I only have one I was a hysterical mess! Double checked diaper bags, made sure I had hospital bag packed, and prayed he’d come 2-3 weeks early
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I packed my hospital bag on her due date, a day before ending up going to the hospital 🤣
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I had my bag packed and in the trunk a month before,lol. Due to him being a winter baby, I didn’t want to trudge that through the snow,lol.
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